scottish vortex of charm
Always beware the Scottish vortex of charm.
I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.
Until the LSD wears off and I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side
but from straight on it just looks scared and confused
Just like the United States
whenever i need to cheer up i remember all of the ways leonardo dicaprio attempts to hide from the paparazzi
One of the worst feelings has got to be when you’re prepared for Under Pressure and Ice Ice Baby comes on instead
OH MY GOD FUCKING THANK YOU
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
I’m at Target, someone is trying to send a message
Everywhere we go, two words, following us…
is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class